by now you've heard about our president's vow to protect us from an imminent manimal threat.
(and if you haven't heard about this, good on you. you've successfully avoided exposure to our president's asshattery and for that you should be proud.)
michael berube has his own special, harry potter-inflected take on our nation's avowed vow to keep the species separate here.
(it's worth it for the roger daltrey pic alone.)