as anyone who's ever worked in a church knows, com'tee work can either be an uplifting experience that makes you want to run around a grassy knoll with arms outspread OR it can be the gaping maw of hell.
guess what kind of com'tee i'm on?
oh, i'm sorry - guess what kind of com'tee i'm chairing??
(roll of eyes here)
the Person who totally guilt-tripped me into taking this position deserves flaming hot pokers to be inserted into her arse. you hear me, Person?
(obscene gesture with fingers here)